fiery the angels fell

back...

2008-01-23T15:31:00.000-08:00

...sort of.

So I've changed jobs, and moved cities. Pretty crazy changes for only a couple months of no blogging. Also, I've found twitter and tumblr. So, I probably won't be posting here much anymore. I plan on using twitter as a sort of life blog, my personal stuff, and I'll be using tumblr to post the random videos or pictures or links and shit I find. These really fit my blogging style better because I tend to write short posts, or just give a picture or a link or whatever with minimal or no information.

So probably the only thing that will bring me back here is if I end up having something more to say, which won't be often.

For reference:

Twitter - http://twitter.com/jbiscuit
Tumblr - http://jbiscuit.tumblr.com

time away

2007-11-15T16:27:00.000-08:00

I don't post really often anyway, but I noticed it's been a solid month since last time. Work has been pretty nuts lately, and it's only going to get worse for the next month or so.

Because of this, I'm posting to say that I will be taking a break until after the new year.

infinite donuts!

2007-10-14T12:07:00.000-07:00

Skymall has this awesome gadget for sale! It just... makes donuts... like... all by itself! I want one of these for my cubicle.

(via gizmodo)

if you want to be a supervillain...

2007-10-10T16:14:00.000-07:00

... then you have to have a huge awesome badass hideout. What better than an old missile silo!

Normally I give credit to the site I find something at, but I saw this earlier today and have since forgotten completely where i found it, and lost it in the history of hundreds of posts in my feed reader =(

UPDATE: Via comments, I was reminded that it was Penny-Arcade where I saw this.

"saying i... fucking noob"

2007-09-14T13:33:00.000-07:00

Well it's 11 days until Halo 3. I would hope that by now everyone has seen the recent teaser, which I thought was very well done.

But now there is something... maybe a little bit better.

hahahaha

2007-08-22T09:35:00.000-07:00

XKCD ftw again!

http://xkcd.com/306/

good god

2007-08-14T16:19:00.001-07:00

It's been almost a month. I feel so bad =(

Oh well.

Here's something to read.

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/14/catalog_of_fox_news_.html

thriller by inmantes

2007-07-20T09:52:00.000-07:00

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=19841

turn back

2007-07-09T10:38:00.000-07:00

http://xkcd.com/c170.html

comics!

2007-07-06T08:45:00.000-07:00

This web comic is so awesome. I haven't gone through the archives yet, but someone sent me a bunch and they were all great.

http://xkcd.com/c1.html

cereal straws? yuck.

2007-06-28T13:21:00.000-07:00

Kellogg has really brought children's breakfast to a new level.

hot azns selling laptops

2007-06-28T13:12:00.000-07:00

Dell really knows what they're doing.

also from joystiq...

2007-06-28T13:08:00.001-07:00

Most of the world hates Uwe Boll, but for some reason he gets to keep making movies. Now he's making a sequel to the horrible Alone in the Dark!

this wil be everywhere today

2007-06-28T13:06:00.003-07:00

But, I'm putting it here too. Rockstar released a new trailer today for GTA IV. It looks pretty slick to me, I'm excited about it.

One of billions of places you can check it out is this post on Joystiq.

ToM

2007-06-28T13:01:00.000-07:00

I'm sort of gorging myself on Table of Malcontents because tomorrow is the last day for it. So if I post a bunch of stuff from there, sorry =P

If you like totally crazy flashy busy type art, with girls in it, then definitely check this out. I think it's back-of-a-t-shirt material personally, it's awesome.

http://www.debra-hampton.com/

(via table of malcontents)

wow, where have i been

2007-06-28T13:00:00.000-07:00

I haven't posted anything in a long time! I'll try to get some posts in today.

danda

2007-06-18T22:31:00.000-07:00

I could never explain this better than the post I found it on originally. So here you go.

my world crumbles

2007-06-18T21:07:00.001-07:00

One of my favorite blogs is shutting its doors at the end of June. It is a sad day for the tubes. =(

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/06/announcement_th.html

love bomb

2007-06-12T11:37:00.000-07:00

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,281217,00.html

p.s. i hate fox news

corgi stinks, tastes disguting

2007-05-31T08:50:00.000-07:00

Some British performance artist ate a corgi. Gross.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6703423.stm

(via warren ellis)

spammer caught

2007-05-31T08:31:00.000-07:00

Maybe they'll send him to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/05/31/zombie_spammer_nabbe.html

Celebrity Heights!!!

2007-05-25T10:37:00.000-07:00

Disturbing? Yes. Amazing? You bet.

http://www.celebheights.com

take a break

2007-05-24T12:00:00.000-07:00

You deserve it. Read some best of craigslist.

openhuh

2007-05-24T08:20:00.000-07:00

Make your own OpenCola

(via boingboing)

i hate politics

2007-05-22T12:04:00.000-07:00

This is why I don't pay attention to politics anymore. Every time I read something it's full of bullshit and hypocrisy. A senator that votes for a bill to outlaw cell phone use while driving in CA causes an accident when she reaches for her cell phone... while driving. At least she was driving a hybrid... SUV.

slow going

2007-05-21T11:12:00.001-07:00

I'm trying to post at least once a week... motivation is a problem lately.

This week's post (<-- that's depressing) displays the obvious problem with rushing to the airport when you only have $21 a week to spend on food. You should never rush. Onward, to Congressman Tim Ryan's blog.

(via boingoing)

i'm back

2007-05-15T16:45:00.000-07:00

Actually, I've been back for a week. But I'm lazy and I've been catching up on work. Meh.

Awesome Headline of the Day

2007-04-30T16:20:00.000-07:00

Is this a new feature? Probably not. I don't really do features and I don't post every day.

But regardless, here is today's AHotD. A-Hot-D.

Lotus Elise confused for bass boat in horrible painting accident

so long

2007-04-30T13:46:00.000-07:00

Well it's been almost a week since my last post. Sometimes work really takes it out of you, eh. So here's a couple quick links. Don't expect anything in the next week either, because I will be traveling.

Here's a couple quick links for now though.

Sony goat.

218 mph Maybach.

That's all I got. I may or may not make another post or two today and tomorrow before I'm gone for a week.

kryptonite exists!

2007-04-24T14:05:00.000-07:00

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/04/kryptonite_disc.html

UPDATE: rally

2007-04-23T08:19:00.000-07:00

This is where I was last weekend. I felt like I was watching it from the bottom of a swimming pool. More video here.

UPDATE: Here are a couple awesome photo galleries of the weekend's events.

damn you to hell

2007-04-19T13:05:00.000-07:00

http://www.youaredamned.com/

Damn anyone, for anything! Damn them to hell!

For instance:

"Cock" was damned for "being so fucking huge"!

(via joystiq)

what a dumb thing to say

2007-04-19T12:25:00.000-07:00

Wow. He's not really helping his cause, eh?

(via warrenellis.com)

how short is your life going to be?

2007-04-19T10:13:00.000-07:00

60 things worth shortening your life for.

I haven't finished reading the list yet, 60 is a lot after all. But it starts off strong.

(via boingboing)

teh best compilation in history

2007-04-16T16:51:00.000-07:00

sticky to me

2007-04-16T13:06:00.000-07:00

I'm posting this as a reminder to myself to buy this shirt. I cannot explain to you why the category in the link says women, but this guy seems to be wearing it just fine...?

Wait... I'm coming to the realization that this isn't showing up on the men's side. Why are these guys wearing a girls shirt? WTF? What is happening? My world is crumbling. =(

(via tcritic)

JUST IN: Game Boy not as good as sex!

2007-04-13T11:30:00.000-07:00

This ad is amazingly bad ass. It's really old, obviously, but I just saw it for the first time.

compubeaver!

2007-04-13T11:09:00.000-07:00

Don't scream! That beaver is not trying to steal the computer... it is the computer!

(via gadget lab)

pigs

2007-04-13T11:01:00.000-07:00

I really don't like the idea of tattooing animals, at least outside of certain identifying marks and research and whatnots. But still... some of these pictures are just funny enough to maybe justify it... this one time.

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/04/the_inking_of_t.html

swim it

2007-04-12T09:56:00.000-07:00

This has been spreading pretty quick. The instructions read something like:

--Go to Google.com
--Click on Maps.
--Click on get Directions.
--From New York,New York
--To Paris,France.
--And read line # 23

For ease of use, just click and read line 23.

quickie

2007-04-09T16:50:00.000-07:00

Woah

by request

2007-04-09T12:35:00.000-07:00

So someone said to me, "Your blog reads like a teenage boy." To which I answered "Yeah, exactly."

Some people just don't understand.

Regardless, I'm posting this to sate those of you who yearn for something more. At least, I hope it will. It probably won't. Eh, fuck you yearners anyway.

Things computers can do in movies, that they generally cannot do in real life.

(via boingboing)

hobos

2007-04-09T10:43:00.000-07:00

I beat up a bum last night. Some people might call him a homebum. I cried after =(

It's his fault.

easter

2007-04-06T15:17:00.001-07:00

Easter is a time when people come together to celebrate Jesus sticking his head out of his cave and seeing his shadow, heralding six more weeks of winter.

data

2007-04-06T13:53:00.000-07:00

teh cat

2007-04-03T12:46:00.000-07:00

death

2007-04-03T09:14:00.000-07:00

This counter is amazing. Based on WHO stats, it counts various death rates from when it's loaded.

http://www.hammeruncut.com/realtime-death-toll-counter/

home sweet home

2007-04-03T08:31:00.000-07:00

Some Oregon guy named Willy, when taking a family trip to Seaside, put two of his kids in the trunk after he decided they wouldn't all fit in one car, and he didn't want to take two. Sometimes the people in this state really take conservation a bit too far, wouldn't you say?

Ahh, there's no place like home.

(via jalopnik)

peanut butter fairy tale

2007-03-30T17:29:00.000-07:00

Apparently "our entire food industry" rests on the fact that evolutionist theory is impossible? Whatever, yo.

(via boingboing)

mc rove

2007-03-30T14:48:00.000-07:00

surprise

2007-03-29T09:34:00.000-07:00

Hehe, I get the craziest things from people at work.

oh real quick

2007-03-28T15:54:00.000-07:00

This has Sly in it too, and he's not layering here, so I'm more impressed. But honestly, I don't know what any of this takes, so maybe that last video is actually harder stuff to do. *shrug*

i like it raw

2007-03-28T15:52:00.000-07:00

gh shirt

2007-03-28T12:45:00.000-07:00

Buy it.

brush your teeth

2007-03-27T09:10:00.000-07:00

I'm not really certain how to embed these myspace videos, or if I even can. So anyway, here's a link. It's funny.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2017923024

infleunce

2007-03-27T09:06:00.000-07:00

This video is good.

http://www.philinthecircle.com/influence.html

(via tcritic, oddly)

UPDATE: I was informed that this video is roughly 180 internet years old, and thus I have added a new tag which should distinguish posts with old content from posts with fresh content, in the future.

it just kicked in

2007-03-26T13:26:00.000-07:00

xbox 360 elite

2007-03-26T13:16:00.000-07:00

I haven't mentioned this at all yet. But, now that an announcement is expected, I figure what the hell. Now I just have to decide if I should return my 360 and buy this one... sometimes technology sucks =(

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/03/microsoft_to_an.html

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/xbox-360/new-hdmi-black-360-coming-next-month-245540.php

stop. hammer time

2007-03-23T13:06:00.000-07:00

cats never get old

2007-03-20T08:37:00.000-07:00

For Lots more, click here, hey.

horns

2007-03-16T13:39:00.000-07:00

This is real.

And this is even scarier, but also a little sad.

(i saw this yesterday and i don't remember where i got it from)

reading is sexier

2007-03-15T13:29:00.000-07:00

Imagine a text feed that controls your vibrator's intensity. That could be hot.

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/03/qdot_fulfills_s.html

fuck communism

2007-03-14T14:21:00.000-07:00

This watch is made of bones!

grass mat

2007-03-13T16:51:00.000-07:00

Awesome

blood scarf

2007-03-13T12:54:00.000-07:00

Artist's site.

(via table of malcontents)

update! ps3 home

2007-03-09T16:11:00.000-08:00

Sony released a FAQ for PS3 Home. There is a nice snippet over at Kotaku, and a link to the full PDF there as well.

money shots

2007-03-09T11:30:00.000-08:00

This week's VG Cats rules.

ps3 home

2007-03-09T09:42:00.000-08:00

I will be the first one to talk trash about Sony and the Playstation 3, but this new Home thing is freakin' sweet.

aries in the hizzy

2007-03-08T12:58:00.000-08:00

Hahaha, "jesus christ that was awesome!" Hahahaha

ding ding dong (may be nsfw)

2007-03-08T09:24:00.000-08:00

Many have probably already seen this, or at least heard the song in that nude WoW dance video. This is hilarious and totally radly, but it's probably borderline NSFW. I didn't notice any tralala's or anything, but Wikipedia says it features both male and female nudity *shrug*.

Done by Günther

Error: The operation completed successfully.

2007-03-06T12:40:00.000-08:00

Lol inspiring stickers for Windows nerds.

we dream beautiful dreams

2007-03-02T16:43:00.000-08:00

This is as close to becoming a Transformer as you will ever come.

superfreaks

2007-03-02T09:34:00.000-08:00

The resident linkster at work showed me this today.

sonic is coming to dvd!

2007-02-28T16:44:00.000-08:00

If you have read my Q&A over there on the right, you'll know that I am willing to get up very early to watch this show. But now I won't have to!

(via kotaku)

wtf yo

2007-02-28T12:04:00.000-08:00

Uh, this comic is freakin' awesome. Someone sent this to me, and I felt the need to share it. Then I did a little Google searching and found the artist's page!!!

Jeff Thomas

There are some other good ones, and I really like the art, but the writing is sometimes a little... just ok.

glove stealer!

2007-02-28T09:30:00.000-08:00

This cat is awesome.

(via table of malcontents)

better than a test

2007-02-26T14:48:00.000-08:00

You know those awesome which-celebrity-are-you tests? Well this is way better than that, it's for lazy people! From what I understand, I am behind the times on this, but hey, maybe someone else out there is to, and I'm helping them god damnit.

imdb

2007-02-26T11:33:00.000-08:00

Uhm, does anyone else think the new IMDB layout is dumb?

quotes?

2007-02-22T17:31:00.000-08:00

I haven't posted in a couple days because work has been like a nightmare rush of craziness and whining. So all I have for you is what I've cleverly termed the "Quote of the Day." That's right, QotD.

"ms has such a hard-on for apple;
they love those fuckers"

There you have it people.

bears

2007-02-20T12:25:00.000-08:00

v.i.s.t.a.

2007-02-16T13:36:00.000-08:00

gloomy valentine

2007-02-16T12:13:00.000-08:00

This is a couple days late to be really relevant, but whatever.

http://www.deadheartstudio.com/

(via table of malcontents)

book support

2007-02-16T09:23:00.000-08:00

the canyon

2007-02-15T17:04:00.000-08:00

Wtf? Did anyone else know this was happening?

(via gizmodo)

clean that ass

2007-02-15T13:01:00.000-08:00

If this toilet can clean your ass, then why can't it clean itself?

line rider ultimate

2007-02-14T17:12:00.000-08:00

(via kotaku)

the humping dog is here!!!

2007-02-14T12:28:00.000-08:00

Gizmodo has been posting pictures and video of the USB humping dog for a while now, but we finally have shots of it for sale in NYC!

poor guy

2007-02-14T12:22:00.000-08:00

He's so lonely.

(via tcritic)

no way

2007-02-14T12:10:00.000-08:00

Fixing scratched CDs by polishing them with toothpaste? Someone tell me if this works. I'm probably too lazy to try it myself.

(via lifehacker)

gmail for all

2007-02-14T11:55:00.000-08:00

I think pretty much everyone who ever wanted a Gmail account has one. But, just in case, Google opened up Gmail to the general public today, no invites required.

(via gizmodo)

i didn't think it would go this far

2007-02-13T17:01:00.000-08:00

This is one of the most frightening posts I've ever seen on the internet. For so many reasons, one of which is most definitely the picture provided.

it's back!

2007-02-12T08:52:00.000-08:00

Demonbaby is back with this year's worst of Myspace hair!

Edit: It seems this is actually last year's worst hair... sorry people =(

better than the shithouse door?

2007-02-09T16:05:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I work in cubicle land. I wonder if the people next to me would mind my cubicle smelling like jasmine or lavendar.

(via gizmodo)

hahahahaha

2007-02-08T16:14:00.000-08:00

hahahaha

(via table of malcontents)

what do i say?

2007-02-08T13:52:00.000-08:00

Finally.

...ok, maybe that was a little harsh.

sorry nyc

2007-02-07T12:39:00.000-08:00

No more iPods or cell phones.

Well, that's not exactly true. But your senator Carl Kruger would not have you listening to your iPod or talking on your phone while you cross the street, or be fined.

oil giants, record profits

2007-02-02T10:34:00.000-08:00

I haven't posted in days! Mainly because work is sometimes so busy that I can't slack and post stuff. Also, I really haven't seen anything fascinating in the last few days that isn't already all over the place.

Anyway here's something to stew over. ExxonMobile posted the largest profit ever in US history, at $39.5 billion last year.

Yay for getting fucked and padding someone's wallet.

Read

(via autoblog)

bestiario!

2007-01-30T12:58:00.000-08:00

These shirts are freakin' awesome! In fact, I want one of every single one of these. Jesus, that is going to get expensive.

(via tcritic)

get off my lawn!

2007-01-30T09:12:00.000-08:00

No, this post isn't about Billy Graham. It is about the Kids Be Gone Mosquito. They say this is for shop owners who don't like kids. But I think it's for old people who can't hold a broom and shake it anymore. Set it and forget it.

(via gizmodo)

death by

2007-01-29T17:08:00.000-08:00

I don't really like cake anyway.

http://www.magentamalibu.com/